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 Guess what this is?
Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct


Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct

Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct


Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudctGuess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct
Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct


Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct


Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct

Guess what this is? - teetotal - china-shower-proudct
It's a new Prison in UK !
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


               @ PRISON          @ WORK


 


 

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON

  You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON


You get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it



@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior

You get more work for good behavior


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON


@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON


You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games



@ WORK

You get your own toilet
@ PRISON


You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat



@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit



 



@ PRISON

   You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON

  You get to pay all your expenses to  go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

  You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
They are called managers


 


Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!

 


 

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