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Cake or Bed- 国外笑话  

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CAKE OR BEDCake or Bed- 国外笑话 - teetotal - china-shower-proudct

A  HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE  INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,

COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE  HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT  HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I  HAVE

ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK  SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU  FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE  REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE  WESTINGHOUSE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK  SO

FINE, SHE SAYS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE  STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M  NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS

HE SAYS, DOES IT  LOOK LIKE I HAVE

BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T  THINK SO

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO THE  PUB!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF  HOURS.....................................

HE STARTS TO FEEL  GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO  HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS  ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES  THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE  NOTICES

THE FRIDGE  DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET  FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND  CRIED

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

WHAT WAS WRONG,  AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL  I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A  CAKE..

HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU  BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,

HELLOOOOO..

DO YOU SEE ERNEST ADAMS WRITTEN

ON MY FOREHEAD?

I  DON'T THINK SO!

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